Motivational Speech- ReDONK!

For Tuesday:

We have adequately drilled down on the rhetorical formula for battle speeches.  So let's try making our own... with an ironic twist.  Here are your potential audiences:

• Eating Contest (Ghost chili)
• Scrapbooking conference
• Pokemon tournament 
• Toddler tee-ball
• Shuffleboard match in retirement home (Emily R h/t)
• Connect 4 (Jake W h/t)
• Some other ironic situation.

Your first step is to brainstorm your audience's unique needs and consider the various metaphors and word choice (diction) that will activate their emotions.  

Requirements:  

1. Pull exclusively from our list of appeals. 
2. Consider which rhetorical devices from previous speeches will best fit this particular audience.
3. Word Count-350- Roughly "Gettsburgh"
4. Make me laugh

Unless you want to live in a van down by the river... Classic SNL skit!